Friday :: 03 July 2009 :: 08:20 PM
175 days to Christmas!
Spy Bargains Here!
China Can Produce Cheaper Than The USA
Ever Wonder How China makes Stuff Cheaper than us?
China needs "fair trade" instead of "free trade," and maybe the greater profit margins will make room for OSHA, EPA, and some of the other trappings that make America great!
The Construction Site Hard Hat
The Dust and Particle Free Breathing Apparatus
OSHA Approved Scaffolding
And my all-time favorite . . .
The "New" Lightweight Welders Mask
Random Humor: God And The Scientist
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"